Baby Andy’s poem (letter) to Jun Jin. Understands why he was annoyed with Dong Wan’s peeping because he was writing something mushy haha! But I think it was to return Jun Jin’s to Andy ‘I love you’ during the Guerilla Concert =p
Our dear Shinhwa’s Park Choong Jae, without Jun Jin there wouldn’t be Shinhwa.
Rap, song, dance!
Even while doing variety he’s witty and plus he’s good-looking.
Shinhwa’s popular guy Park Choong Jae!
Envious.
I need to work hard and learn too.
Lastly I wish to say ‘I love you’.
I love you~
(caption: this is not a ‘point-giving to Jun Jin segment’ though)
P.S. After the shoot, let’s go for soju?
(Jun Jin: “Oh my tears…what am I to do?”)
Bored…so here’s Min Woo’s poem ㅋㅋ~~Before the actual poem starts….
Min Woo: “Topic: Park Choong Jae~~”
Jun Jin: “?”
Min Woo: “This tone doesn’t sound right…”
Jun Jin: “Don’t try to be funny, just do it! Use that voice which your parents gave you!”
Min Woo: “(normal tone) Topic: Park Choong Jae; Writer: ME”
(caption: a writer with an unique name)
And the poem begins…
Have you heard it before, Park Choong Jae
Have you say it out loud before, Park Choong Jae
(Hye Sung: “Wait a minute that sounds like lyrics from a song!”)
Then have you sprinkle it before, Sal-Choong-Jae (insecticide)
(Hye Sung: “Why is there a ‘then’ in a poem~”)
Have you ate it before, Gu-Choong-Jae (insectifuge)
OH~~~~Choong Jae Choong Jae Choong Jae!
That name is really noble and radiant
He is our all, the happiness and the joy in our lives
(caption: good, delight, I’m different!)
I know~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh Choong Jae Choong Jae Choong Jae
(Eric: “Ah Choong Jae must be feeling good~”)
PARK CHOONG JAE!!!
Min Woo must be still sleepy LOL!
Let’s see what the leader-nim has to say..
Topic: Human Park Choong Jae; Writer: Mun Jung Hyuk
Look at Park Choong Jae’s beautiful appearance
Park Choong Jae’s feet have the speed of a wild horse
Look at Park Choong Jae’s beautiful appearance
Park Choong Jae’s hands is of a pot lid-shaped turtle shell (oops perhaps my worst translated sentence ever…I don’t know what this means! He has large hands? Rough hands? Hard hands? HAHA!)
Look at Park Choong Jae’s beautiful appearance
(Dong Wan: “Sistar’s Bora!”)
(caption: As expected that didn’t make Eric flinch at all)
Park Choong Jae’s hair is extremely curly; at first I thought he was an African
(Jun Jin: “This is (about) my whole body now….”)
(caption: Park Choong Jae’s body exploration)
(Eric goes on and on with the same line…endless repetition; beautiful young man Park Choong Jae)
Look at Park Choong Jae’s beautiful head
(Jun Jin: “ When exactly is this going to end??” )
(caption: patience-exhausted beautiful young man)
Always having a beanie on his head
(caption: Let’s stop looking at Park Choong Jae’s beautiful appearance now!)
Eric sounds like a broken record lol…wonders how long did he actually went on and on LOL!
The Little Prince’s poem! And the most difficult to translate >.< Tried my best!
Topic: Park Choong Jae’s real name
(caption: An uncommon long topic)
Writer: Jung PIl Gyo (Shin Hye Sung)
Humans, if not more than beasts, are bound to have names right?
My real name is Jung Pil Gyo
Country JUNG, Help PIL (need), Education GYO (teach)
It’s a name that has significant meaning of helping and educating the country Jung Pi Gyo!
(caption: Sounds like he’s praising his own real name?)
So let’s note this and go on
Today’s subject Park Choong Jae
Shall we try to decipher the meaning behind it? (?????)
Jitterbug (not sure about this though) PARK, Loyalty CHOONG, Ashes JAE
One will turn into ashes when the faith in doing the jitterbug has ran out
Deep and profound meaning! Sorrowful!
There, now let’s note this and go onto the most important point
(Jun Jin: “How many times to note and go on!”)
Park Choong Jae is close to me!
My Mentor of Variety
(caption: Surely this is not the important point?)
Lastly I want to say this
(caption: Nothing deep though….)
As our real names are very precious…
Please DO NOT make fun of them!
We’ll try (not to make fun)..*fingers crossed* LOL!
Finally the last segment of ‘one minute speeches’…since Dong Wan’s has already been translated I shall do the rest…it’s a little difficult but I’ll try my best to be as accurate as possible!
First up Jun Jin!
“I represent everyone in the country who has frizzled hair…why do people dislike frizzled hair? In the past while shooting a programme I fell head first onto the basketball court. I was seriously injured and if I did not have my head of frizzled hair, there would not be a cushion to reduce the impact and I won’t be standing here today.
(Dong Wan trying to be lame and feels Jun Jin’s head…)
Oh please add CG to this or else the atmosphere will just die down!
I know many dislike frizzled hair so I will talk about the advantages. Normally people will perm their hair to make it nicer. However for me on a rainy day, I just go out and take off my cap and it’s an instant perm!
(caption: rainwater magic perm)
Eric hyung and I like hip hop. The famous American rappers all have frizzled hair
(Min Woo asks: “Does Eminem have frizzled hair? Jun Jin: “Partial frizzled.”)
Most importantly in South Korea there are representatives of frizzled hair - Kim Bo Sung, rapper Yang Dong Gun and H.O.T’s Kang Ta.
Here I wish to say out to them “Frizzled Hair Forever!”
Suddenly I don’t hate my frizzled hair anymore LOL!